Category: Joke Board
A blind man goes into a cafe and the manager gives him a menu.
"I cannot read a menu as I am totally blind" says the blind man "but just
give me a dirty fork and I shall choose my meal with that"
The manager picks out a dirty fork from the pile of washing up and gives it
to the blind man, the blind man sniffs the fork and says "Ah yes I shall
have
the meat pie and mash with baby carrots" The manager is amazed and goes
into the kitchen and says to his wife Gladys "There's this blind bloke
outside
and you will never believe how he ordered his meal" and with that he tells
her.
A few days later the blind man returns and the manager does not remember him
and hands him a menu, "I'm the blind man from the other day" the blind man
says "Just give me a dirty fork again" The manager hands him the fork and
once again the blind man sniffs it and says to the manager "I shall have the
roast pork with stuffing and roast parsnips and potatos" once again the
manager is amazed and goes off to get the mans order.
A week later the blind man returns and this time the manager remembers him
and gets a clean fork and tells his wife to rub it all around her crotch
which
she does and the manager goes and hands the fork to the blind man who takes
a long sniff and says " hey I didnt know Gladys works here.
oh. lol!. that's fantastic!
Lmfao! that's funny!
lol, awesome!
This joke was posted already somewhere. lol anyway *smile*
roflmao that was just awesome!